10. Blue Valentine
Why it's a bad idea: This film will ruin all hope in any sort of relationship you've ever had. If you make the horrible mistake of watching this with your significant other, you will soon not have one.
9. We Need to Talk About Kevin
Why it's a bad idea. The premise of this film is that it's about the mother of a demented teenager who shot up his high school and killed himself. Still wanna watch it?
8. Se7en
Why it's a bad idea: This film is insanely gruesome and very gory, filled with disturbing editing and creepy ideas. This film actually makes me genuinely concerned for David Finchers well being.
7. Un Chien Andalou
(I'm going to do all of you a favour and not include a picture)
Why you might think it's a good idea: I honestly have no idea.
Why it's a bad idea: It's a french avant-garde film. Satisfied, Internet?
6. Oldboy (the original)
Why it's a bad idea: All the stuff is the same as in the remake, only way more disturbing.
5. The Shining
Why it's a bad idea: You'll get way more than just a horror flick.
4. Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
Why it's a bad idea: IT'S F***ING MESSED UP.
3. Donnie Darko
Why it's a bad idea: This film will depress you for the following 24 hours after watching it.
2. A Clockwork Orange
Why it's a bad idea. Stanley Kubricks direction will psychologically mess you up.
And the #1 good movie you probably shouldn't watch is...
Requiem for a Dream
Why you might think it's a good idea: You're movie hopping through Netflix and see an intriguing title.
Why it's a bad idea: Imagine the two qualities I've talked about the most in this article. Depression & disturbing content. This is both of those mixed perfectly. It's a dark, realistic, graphic, and shocking film about the reality of drugs. And that may sound like a good watch, but when I say shocking I mean this film doesn't skim over any details. It shows all of the things those "just say no ads" are talking about.
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